Here's an odd, old ceramic statue of some sort (it's filled with sand and wax, and possibly hand-painted) from an Orlando area estate sale.  From an era when off-color gags weren't resigned to the back of Spencer's Gifts, and you could respect the public enough to expect most of them to figure out a rebus.  Later on, in the '70s, this sort of thing was replaced by those Ziggy-looking statues that had to explain everything with a paragraph on the base like "Some mornings I feel like slitting my wrists" beneath a figure sitting on a toilet.  No, this little guy was concise and to the point.

I should make copies of him to bring to Scrabble tournaments as a consolation prize, or to give to the biggest whiner.  A quick internet search shows that at least one ceramic dealer still sells the unpainted version!  Get several for all your gift-giving needs next holiday season.